Interesting title for this one, eh? And yet it adequately sums up my day.
I awoke this morning after sleeping through three alarms and Kumar’s loud knocking on my door (I asked him to be my alarm clock) and got up at the undignified hour of 11:30.
This is what happens when I have days off…
I then proceeded to sit in bed and create yet another new blog and wrote the first part of a short story on said new blog.
Then at about 12 ish I decided it was time to get a shower, you know, because that’s what normal functioning people tend to do (except usually a lot earlier).
I was finally ready by about 1pm. Now, reader you may be wondering how on earth it took a gal like me roughly an hour to get ready. I could lie and say it was my hair – but I have a pixie cut so that would fail.
The reality was this. I decided to dance around my room listening to my epic “Happy Jammys” playlist on spotify singing into my hairbrush.
I will admit I have now got a bruise on my right arm from struggling to both sing along and put on my shirt. Because multi-tasking isn’t my forte and I clearly put singing along to Runaway by Del Shannon above my own safety.
Moving swiftly on from my lack of adulthood capabilities… I walked into the kitchen to grab some shopping bags only to be met with the sight of a billion *exaggeration* evil ants running along our counter.
Admittedly, I did rage out a bit and started smacking them all with a piece of kitchen towel and a lone glass that some drunkard had left in our flat eons ago.
I then went and did my food shop at Lidl and then came back to see them pretty much gone. Until like five seconds ago, when they came back again. But it’s cool I have let Tom the security guard know and he’s going to get the exterminators in.
Then the fire alarm went off and I swear to gawd the world just doesn’t want me to revise today…
I did get some reading done today which leads me onto the next point of business. My TBR list.
I finished both England, England by Julian Barnes and Crossing the River this month. And I am planning to have read A Clockwork Orange and Much Ado About Nothing as well.
Well, there’s not really anything else of interest to write right now and I guess I should actually do some more work…. Uuuuuugh.